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For some reason, swimsuit designers across the board decided to get really "creative" with bikinis and one-pieces this year. Everything has weird cut-outs or lattice work. Unsurprisingly, they leave nightmare tan lines - reported the Jezebel.
Terrible tan lines aside, disposing of a bikini like this could pose a threat to marine conservation. Be kind to dolphins: cut up your stupid, ugly bikinis before throwing them in the trash.
Nothing says "summer fun" like giving your tits some Disney villain eyebrows.
A swimsuit that creates a Rorschach test on your body could provide an enlightening look into the psyche of those who see you naked.